
The Beauty: Joanna Taylor is one of the most beautiful WAGs on this list because she is also one of the most talented. Unlike many girls who are just beauty queens or reality stars (or even actresses in suspect films), Joanna has appeared in some decent TV and film endeavors. She’s also a good writer, and she used to contribute a weekly style column to The Times. Now she is a mother and public figure. So, which lucky footballer put his ring on Joanna’s finger?
The Beast: Miss Taylor’s husband is Danny Murphy. Mr. Murphy is a 32 year old MF, currently playing with Fulham. From 1997 until 2004 though, Murphy was a fixture for the Reds. He’s had a decent career in the Prem, but he has never risen to superstar status. Moreover, his time with the Nats was very limited, and ended way back in 2003. Despite the fact he isn’t the best player in the world, he does have one of the hottest ladies in the world on his arm.
The Bard: Joanna deserves a majestic rhyme, but I simply do not have the time:
While doing this series I have learned that the average WAG looks like a whore.
So when I got to Joanna, my attention was aroused as she looks like the girl next door.
Well, not the neighbor’s actual daughter honey, oh please just let me explain.
I’m talking about the girl who was the only reason to watch Post Impact with Dean Cain.
She’s a model, actress and mother, and I have to say that I really admire her beauty.
Oh dear, that’s not what I said at all, I would never speak of another woman’s booty!





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